The Rotten Apple

The Rotten Apple is were you cut up a apple and leave it in a girls vagina for 3 weeks so it gets nice and rotten. Then you eat her out and eat the rotten apples out of her coochie. Hence the name "rotten apple"

Hey Bill!
What did you do last night Jim?
Oh I gave Sally "The Rotten Apple"
It Was Gross!
but she wanted me to.

The Rotten Apple by MINNIAPOLIS GOON612 February 25, 2009

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The Rotten Apples

An awesome punk rock that meets new wave band. They are a very original band and the lead singer has an awesome original voice

You can't drive. You're retard
No one can drive but me

The Rotten Apples by Idiot Paranoia July 16, 2004

The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.

"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."

The Rotten Apples by mattybb April 22, 2018

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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