Greak

>A cross between a freak and a geek. >Smart enough to be a geek, but weird enough to be a freak.
>Has intellect, obscure interests, and is generally regarded as "weird"



Credit: Joey M., 7th grade

A: She's in theater AND band AND AP classes?

B: Yeah, she's just a greak like that.

Greak by Supergreak February 16, 2009

greasefyre 

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

greasefyre by Biodawg April 18, 2016

graktung

Victory is ours
Origin from the film "Middle school: the worst years of my life book"

Yay, we won the game, graktung.

graktung by Beerafarm1 May 10, 2018

Gypsy Grease 

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...

Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary

Man this chick has a dry pussy...

Just use some gypsy grease...

Gypsy Grease by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

Grease Burger 

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.

“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”

Grease Burger by Joe.mama September 23, 2019

Rusty Grease Monkey 

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

Rusty Grease Monkey by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019