Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Malcolmed 

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

Malcolmed by Malcolm November 29, 2003

malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.

Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.

malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005

Malooed

Drunk beyond belief (Limerick, Ireland)

Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.

Malooed by ohjayzis January 3, 2015

Maloofed 

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

Maloofed by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

coolie magoolies 

when something is cool, and you are usually agreeing to it, used as an answer to a question

anne - "hey! im going to the movies on saturday, wanna come?"
maddie - "yeah! coolie magoolies!"

coolie magoolies by MULCAHYYYY! November 24, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019