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Houdini Superman Surprise 

Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'

'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'

Houdini Chocolate Surprise 

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026