Slunching 

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

Slunching by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

slunching 

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

slunching by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Slunching 

To slouch while looking for food while extremely intoxicated on marijuana

yo dude, I'm Slunching for some cake right now.

Slunching by ogbeeh June 2, 2011

Slunching 

Hunching and slouching at the same time

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”

Slunching by Powderpinkpunch October 16, 2021

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Sleeching 

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018