flomp

The sound made when someone collapses onto a bed, exhausted.

After finishing work, he laid on the bed with a flomp.

by Erik W October 2, 2006

flomp

1) Notional sound a feline makes when they fall over sideways - usually intentionally, for whatever reason cats do things like that.

2) The act of intentionally falling over sideways, usually as done by a cat.

Note, both definitions apply to all manner of cats, from tigers to sand cats.

The theater audience thought it was cute when they saw the lion cub flomp.

by Dennis The Tiger April 17, 2005

flomp

like a glomp but it doesn't knock you on your ass

* nobby flomps #zirc / (incubus_chick): keke / (incubus_chick): MASSFLOMPING

by Igor July 6, 2004

flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.

Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.

by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006

flomp

Physical and emotional subsidence, often accompanied with pouting,following disappointment: especially in young children.

"No we don't have any.......". Flomp.

by Harri van Ronk January 12, 2012

Flomps

Adj. When a songs beat hits as hard as wet scuba flippers hitting the sidewalk after falling 20 stories;
Adj. “‘Slaps’ but cooler”

“Dude that new Ariana Grande song FLOMPS!”

“Sometimes when a song FLOMPS this hard i think of my last scuba incident”

by Ant_man0 October 23, 2018

Flomp

A hug which consists of a person falling into the target of the flomp causing them both to fall over in one big hug

Chavs dont flomp because there retards ...but we do because were kwlio like a box of frogs

by Alex n Steph January 23, 2009