a rob 

doing something extremely stupid without checking with others first

Jeff pulled "a rob" by booking a hotel 6 miles from the venue and there aren't any cabs in the area

a rob by cubbybear May 18, 2010

A Rob 

fucking faggot douche who thinks being shanked is being pantsed...fucking geed.

Fucking A Rob

A Rob by JuicyCampus February 6, 2009

A Rob Joke 

A joke or humorous passage that makes no sense and/or isn't even relevant to the subject of choice.
Usually involves no level of humor what so ever.

A Rob Joke:
"I'll just eat my tea at mine.. then at yours, hmmm, your house is my new home <3"
*Looking at a box of 'Vans' Trainers* "Bet you couldn't actually fit van's in there..."

A Rob Joke by TraceyLOLOL September 2, 2010

A Rob Lowe 

When you notice someone notice something.

A Rob Lowe: When I saw a meteor I noticed Jake made a surprise expression while looking in the direction of the meteor I just saw. I noticed him noticing the meteor.

A Rob Lowe by Uuhhhhhhhhhhhh July 14, 2022

throwing a rob

To be so pitifully ill the day after drinking that even basic functions (standing, speaking, walking) cannot be performed or can only be performed whilst vomiting on one's self.

If this state is reached after only a couple of drinks, the party 'throwing a rob' should be considered a 2 pint rob in honour of Rob Scarrott.

"For crying out loud - he only had two pints last night and he's throwing a rob"

throwing a rob by Glyn July 30, 2003

Drop a Rob 

When you’re crouched down in a public place with your cock in your hand out of your shorts having a much needed and deserved ‘Johnny Cash’ only to find out some pervert is taking photos of your one-eyed gopher

I need to ‘Drop a Rob’ before I go

Drop a Rob by Stitched up September 1, 2019

Pull a Rob 

When one "Pulls a Rob"it means they are telling you something that you obviously already know. Not only does doing that make you angry, but it also makes you hate the person drastically more than you did before.

"Hey did you hear that the Colts won the SuperBowl?"
"Yes you retard. Don't ever Pull a Rob again."

Pull a Rob by Matt Cunningham February 24, 2008