Awkward Fist 

You twist your thumb, unnaturally behind your pointer finger knuckle, to the point where your thumb can go no further. Then you make a fist with the rest of your fingers, and it looks absolutely awkward.

Person 1: Hi, my knee is really killing me today.

Person 2: Man my head is killing me, we drank too much last night.

Person 3: Wow, my ass is really sore from all that butt sex.

Person 1 and 2: *awkward fists*

Awkward Fist by Sharahoeva and Kokomo February 6, 2009

Awkward Fist 

The pose made when you have to take a photograph with a person you do not feel comfortable with, yet you are required to put your arms around him or her for the sake of a decent photograph. In this pose the hand does not grasp around like a normal embrace, but rather clenches into a fist in case you have to escape this creepy person.

"Ohmigosh, I just met the best man and he is really creepy! Do I have to take a picture with him?" - Maid of Honor
"Don't worry about it! Just use the awkward fist!" -Bride

Awkward Fist by lazerest May 14, 2011

Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"

So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .

Awkward Monkey Fist by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009

awkwardist 

An awkwardist: someone who makes every situation awkward.

He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.

awkwardist by Danlod2 May 5, 2023

awkwardist 

From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.

X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.

awkwardist by MissStarfish March 2, 2009