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neck fucking 

When a guy has a girl get on her knees and sticks his erect penis against her neck, underneath her chin. He then grabs the back of her head forcing her to look downward holding his penis between her neck and chin, and proceedes to thrust back and forth.
guy: I gave her a good neck fucking last night.
guy 2: Really? How was it?
guy: Surpringly, it felt really good!
neck fucking by Nocton55 January 28, 2009
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Neck Fucking 

A sexual act that involving stoma penetration with a penis. Also involving the sexual fetish of scarves, turtlenecks, and beards.
A "neck job" is a lot like a blow job, but a lot more like fucking a neck.

Neck fucking is a lot like a Halls commercial.
Neck Fucking by Nvledgend April 19, 2011

Fucking Neck 

"A person who has a lot of nerve to do something that would piss someone else off"
"You've got some "Fucking Neck" telling me you are going to date my daughter"
Fucking Neck by David Klye April 21, 2007

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt 

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank
Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

fuckin up my neck 

You say this when you get annoyed on the phone and are about to hang up. Since you’re leaning your head to be on the phone, the person on the other end is fuckin up your neck and wasting your time.
Aye man you fuckin up my neck, bye

*hangs up phone*
fuckin up my neck by geenass August 16, 2021

nickfuckingsucks 

A word that describes people named "Nick". It's basically a word you say to hate on Nick.
"Damn, you ever met Nick? nickfuckingsucks."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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