dick goblin 

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

dick goblin by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

dick goblin 

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

dick goblin by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

Dick goblin 

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.

''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''

Dick goblin by Diefo12 August 11, 2021

dick goblin 

1. a person who is gay

2. a being that lives on a mans testicles ( could be crabs who knows)

1. brighton and hove albian fans or dick goblins

2. errr i just found a dick goblin on my balls

dick goblin by gx1029384756 January 9, 2008

The Dick Goblin 

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

The Dick Goblin by Smasherman August 16, 2008

Goblin Dick 

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

Goblin Dick by Dringman December 10, 2009

Dick Needy Ass Goblin 

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.

The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

Dick Needy Ass Goblin by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010