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Hardache 

2. A hard-on that is maintained for so long that it causes discomfort.
Heartless has a hella hardache because he cannot ever get with the ladies.
Hardache by Not Alamelie January 16, 2009
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jack hardacre 

an amazing guy, a straight guy, a funny guy, best guy, best footballer, man city the best,

overall a great rounded guy who is cleverer than jake.
jack hardacre is amazing
jack hardacre by _reginal_ December 1, 2021
A headache or scalp sensitivity caused by hair styling which is worn for a long period of time. Hairdaches are often caused by plaits, braids and pony tails for example
I've got hairdache
hairdache by anonymous December 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026