drunk mail 

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...

My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.

drunk mail by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009

Drunk Mailing 

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.

Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...

Drunk Mailing by Steakface December 17, 2009

drunkmail 

The voicemail that results from drunk dialing. Often contains gibberish, cursing, music, random things, and occaisionally insults. Many times a drunkmail will contain 'Guess what?' followed by an equally stupid and pointless phrase.

"Duuuudddde, go watch Lord of the Rings. Your dad looks just like Theodan. It's cuh-razy! *pause* Peace..."

The next day:

"Hey, did you drunk dial me last night? Cause I think I got a drunkmail."

"Oh shit... What'd I say? I didn't say anything about Monica did I?"

"Monica?"

"Shit..."

drunkmail by astargel December 20, 2006

drunkfail 

1.) Noun. Pictures of you in any generally stupid, compromising or hard-to-explain situation posted on the Internet, especially somebody else's social networking site. Such behavior usually happens under the influence of mind-altering substances, hence the term "drunk," and is almost impossible to suppress if it's funny enough.

2.) Noun, as above except: Pictures of other people acting like idiots posted on your social networking profile.

*This term is often used in conjunction with phrases such as "go die," "you asshat," etc.

3.) Verb. Describes fallout/consequences of such pictures being posted on the Internet, especially high-traffic social networking sites.

"OMG! Why did you put that drunkfail up?! You asshat!"

"Dude, I took it down already! Go die, it's not my fault you drunkfailed out of a job."

drunkfail by satyrwilder January 20, 2009

drunkmiliar 

When someone looks familiar, and you think you met them at a party while intoxicated

Person 1: That person looks drunkmiliar
Person 2: Yeah, I think we met them at that lacrosse party

drunkmiliar by peppylepeu February 20, 2010