A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.
HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.
The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.
Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?
MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!
A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literallyforgotten how to perform labor.
Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacationalrehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.