Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.
A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.