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Alcoholic drink: half apple, half tini.
Hey, can I get an appletini, easy on the tini? ... you can really taste the apples.
appletini by johnnywaxol May 25, 2008
the only drink (besides a nectorini)that a man can get at a bar without feeling homosexual.
ummm bartender appletinis all around
appletini by EarthToDavid January 1, 2009

Appletini Crawl 

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.
Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.

Appletini's 

Tem used to describe a woman who wears A cup bra's
Look at that girl...yeah those are some nice Appletini's
Appletini's by Hooter31987 December 8, 2009

Appleton 

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".
Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"
Appleton by dpex81 October 9, 2022

Applelitionist 

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".
After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.
Applelitionist by Snarcitz September 22, 2012