the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

Roblox man face paper plate by doinkass May 4, 2023

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Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

Alabama Face Paver by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

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paperfaced

an imaginary term made up out of the blue when your high on marijiuana

Bob: Yo, did you see steve? Tim: Yeah, he was just paperfaced

paperfaced by AnimeHzrd16 May 18, 2011

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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