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Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.
"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."
Vader Helmet by Pangy November 17, 2003
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Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.
hey darth vader is a nazi
Vader Helmet by tom March 3, 2005

darth vader helmet

1. The underside of the tip of a penis. sometimes concealed by skin if the owner of the helmet is uncircumcised.
Man that slut was licking all over my darth vader helmet.
darth vader helmet by jordanc57 August 17, 2007

darth vader's helmet 

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.
- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.
darth vader's helmet by Andy June 23, 2004

Vaders helmet 

The top of a penis
John whipped out his Vaders helmet

Vaders Helmet 

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.
Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"
Vaders Helmet by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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