Mattress Move 

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.

MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."

Mattress Move by laxislife19 December 18, 2008

Mattress Movers 

This term refers to African Americans in urban areas who can quite frequently be seen driving around with mattresses tied to the roofs of their cars, due to the fact they move several times a year. This is a common sight around urban areas. Mattresses are often very poorly tied with inferior rope, and additional support is provided by a series of arms sticking out the windows holding the mattresses in place.

I was late for work this morning because there was a car full of Mattress Movers doing 45mph in the center lane.

Mattress Movers by MMJ Mike August 28, 2019