necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

Necrofelching

Fucking a dead persons arse and then extracting your payload out of their arse with a straw

I lost my job at the morgue last week after the night shift supervisor caught me Necrofelching the new cadaver that had just arrived

by Davew69 March 27, 2015

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004

bovine necrofelching

The act of felching the anus of a dead cow.

Given a choice between shagging her and bovine necrofelching I'll take the sucking spunk out a dead cows arse thankyouverymuch!

by 5p4nd3xxx April 21, 2007

Necrofelch protein shake

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.

"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."

by bekim June 12, 2012

Necrofelcher

A person who enjoys unloading thier man milk into a dead body.
alternately used a potent cuss.

check out that old codger over there, he looks like a right necrofelcher.

by rowan b August 3, 2012