muffteat 

a crotch boob.

"What's another word for crotch boob?"

"Muffteat."

muffteat by helga1337 December 15, 2008

muff teat 

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

muff teat by imdisguysd November 19, 2007