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a fart from the vagina usually during sexual intercourse when the penis stimulates the farthest point of the vagina
-Dude, what the f**k was that!
-Just a quife.
quife by Josh Lioliodis April 8, 2003
Related Words
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When air escapes through a woman/girl's vag. It is closely related to a fart
Shelly quifed on Brad's lap. Brad made a face because they were having sex.
quife by ArtisticBetch August 11, 2008
krissy && kami just had a quife

who just had a quife cuz i did!!
A way to describe a queen who is also your wife. Mostly used by people who simp and have no idea if they want to go with ‘Queen’ or ‘Wife’
El: “That’s it, I’m k—lling Jaehee.”
SR: “NO DON’T K-LL MY QUIFE!”
Quife by God.SR August 6, 2022
A problem or a conflict with someone or a situation
“I have a quife with my teacher for not writing my rec letter yet after 5 months”
Quife by Lalelalo October 28, 2025

quife eater` 

NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.
Bob: I hate you
Nick: Shut the hell up you quife eater!