Vaginius 

A truncated word meaning "vagina genius" A person who is highly skilled at operating the sexual mechanisms of the vagina. Not associated with any particular urinary or partus proclivity.

Sally: Hey Jane, I heard you hooked up with Scooter. Was he any good?

Jane: Oh yeah, he got me off like twelve times. He's a vaginius!

Vaginius by Johnny Wu March 28, 2009

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

Vaginus 

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

Vagenius 

1. Someone who gets or understands women.
2. One who understands the female psyche.
3. One who could be said as 'knowing what women are thinking'.
4. Smooth/has a way with the ladies.

1. Dude, he's always got women around him. He must be some kind of Vagenius.

2. Dude! How'd you get her number?!

What Can I say? I'm a vagenius.

Vagenius by jls07e December 10, 2010

Vagenius 

A gifted aesthetician who uses the Brazilian technique to wax the vagina to magical groinal results. They are a godsend; a best friend; a trusted vaginal confidant.

Girl, I saw the vagenius today and let me just tell you…I feel so fresh and so clean clean.

Vagenius by Meangirl2 December 27, 2022