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Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
by GUAMILY February 15, 2009
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A man that has all the anatomical parts but no "balls, cojones," to back it up!

Dude, you are such a vaginis for not going on that roller coaster.

You won't jump out of that plane? You're a complete vaginis.
by SmileyD September 16, 2008
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A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two
Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis
by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005
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Dude, look at all the vagini here.
by 10.21.93=] April 10, 2009
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A man that acts the way a woman is stereo typically supposed to act.
My bf is being such a vaginis tonight!

Gawd, why do you have act like such a vaginis!
by Lanerbananer June 22, 2010
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Dude! I was so drunk last night, I think I drank one to many vaginis.
by Superhottytom April 10, 2009
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