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Pinwank
Pinwank = Shoving pinballs up your arse and firing them out at potential X Factor Christmas No.1 Artists. Pumping the nob to charge up the shot gives the Pinwank more power.
It was the live final of the X Factor and Tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women's voice going for Christmas No.1 and looking likely to get it. He was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his arse, turned round, pumped his nob a few times and fired the ultimate Pinwank shot. The ball brushed past Simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of shit went into his lego man haircut. The ball went on to hit Joe Mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. Pinwank prevails.
Pinwank by Roger Townshend November 17, 2010
Pit Wank
No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable