Retardament 

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.

He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments

Retardament by mbmb111 January 18, 2009

Rearmament 

Building up a new store of weapons, or replacing old weapons with better ones.

When you're preparing for war, you need to go through a rearmament.

Rearmament by Jafje May 25, 2007

retardedment 

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life

Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday

retardedment by Jwrules May 7, 2016

Retardant drop 

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016

retardulente 

beyond retarded, especially in reference to a slow retarded situation.

that driver is retardulente

retardulente by AA3333 February 11, 2009

Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Blame Retardent 

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

Blame Retardent by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008