milfunction

A place where hot moms gather

Caleb: You trynna hit up this target with me?
Jonny: Hell yeah! That place is a milfunction

milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021

milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

milfunction by Efffed October 18, 2008

milfunction

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going
hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there
oh shit milfunction.

milfunction by xcstaoriptshetot January 15, 2009

butthole malfunction 

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.

Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!

butthole malfunction by Gleen707 November 28, 2019

Remote Malfunction 

A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.

It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.

Remote Malfunction by Julesheart April 19, 2023

TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.

TP malfunction by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012

MILFaction 

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

MILFaction by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011