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blogcandy 

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.
The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.
blogcandy by JP November 7, 2003
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blowjandy 

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.
Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.
blowjandy by noremac October 19, 2012
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BoomCandy 

A derivative of the use of BOOM! A combination of saying Boom! and Sweet!

Typically used by Bombshells and other cool people.
I just got a raise! BOOMCANDY!

I just rocked that date! BOOMCANDY!
BoomCandy by HeWhoSaysBoom November 7, 2012

blogland 

The imaginary mindscape bloggers inhabit for so many hours they start to confuse it with "reality."
". . . geek vocabulary: blogland, lurkers, flame-bait." in Harper's Magzine, Michelle Stacey's "Clash of the Time Lords," Vol 313, No 1879, Dec 2006, pg. 49, referring to Steve Allen's leap-second website.
blogland by James W. Hamilton July 16, 2008

blogcanned 

Fired for something you write in your blog, pertaining to both your personal life and/or your job itself.
Lisa was blogcanned after she posted her feelings about her boss in her blog.
blogcanned by Allie C. July 14, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026