1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
Get the Ass Hamstersmug. Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'
by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003
Get the ass hamstermug. by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008
Get the Hamster assmug. 