asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016