Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese

Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life

Donkey Wong by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

donkeyjong 

a male with an obscenely large penis...

also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong

get off my donkeyjong i saw him first

you're just jealous of my donkeyjong

have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating

Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!

donkeyjong by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011

Dollar store donkeykong 

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

Dollar store donkeykong by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022