elebator 

One who masturbates in high places.

Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.

elebator by Johnny B Baade October 21, 2008

elevator constructor 

Bad ass union motherfuckers who always get it up and are the highest skilled trade among all building trades . They build elevators from scratch, They also weld brackets and erect steel rails inside shafts that move tons of weight at high speeds with pure perfection and craftsmanship. They also have great knowledge and skills with electrical work as they wire Many safety devices to keep the public safe they are known as I.U.E.C. !

The person who built the elevator is the elevator constructor.

elevator constructor by Building trades May 23, 2016

Elevatorization 

The rearranging/repositioning of people that occurs when someone gets on/off the elevator. The more populated the elevator, the more elevatorization will occur.

Factors that increase elevatorization:
a) unknown people
b) attractive people
c) disgusting/smelly people
d) weird people
e) what floor you are getting off at

Tim: Did you see how she moved away from me when that other guy got off?

Tyler: Ya, man. That's classic elevatorization. You should have showered today. Could smell you a mile away. Happens to the best of us though.

Elevatorization by Doctor Gels June 6, 2011

baldi in the elevator day 

baldi baldi baldis in the elevator

"dude its baldi in the elevator day"

baldi in the elevator day by baldibaldibaldisintheelevator April 26, 2022

elevator arithmetic 

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

elevator arithmetic by Ben Faulding April 4, 2006

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)

"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"

elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

Elevator music 

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

Elevator music by joe shmoe February 28, 2003