3 definitions by Johnny B Baade

elebator

One who masturbates in high places.

Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.

by Johnny B Baade September 6, 2008

tinker belle

a mechanically inclined woman.

Joan is always trying to fix things because she's a tinker belle.

by Johnny B Baade September 11, 2008

mard

turd: corruption/Anglicization of French merde.

The mards fell from the politician's mouth.

by Johnny B Baade September 3, 2008