pilaffed 

Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.

"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."

pilaffed by Terri Kloth October 20, 2008

Pilafed 

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018