Any move/action (or lack of it) or person found to be balancing cowardly viewpoints/attitudes (the notably dickless crowds) with utterly unspeakable character flaws (lying pathologically, motivated by cruelty, a shameless disposition) while also trying to pass all of it off as virtues. Politicians tend to include many specimens of the unsprickable variety among their corrupt ilk.
Synonym: desprickable,
“These are the same unsprickable jerks that say we can’t have tuition-free public colleges because there’s no money... when these motherfuckers are only paying $750 a year in taxes” said AOC in reference to Marco Rubio’s hypocritical tweet.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.