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Fuckcrustable

A Smuckers Uncrustables that has literally been fucked. Used in unison with cromulent.
“Would you say you are a cromulent fuckcrustable Aaron.” And “is that a fuckcrustable,”
Fuckcrustable by Bovid January 10, 2022

fucktheist 

(n.) An atheist who is more on the agenda of denouncing religion, starting with the largest part of christianity- catholicism.
The people who defined god, religion and bible.
fucktheist by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

fuckhaustion 

1. The act or an instance of exhausted from sex or fucking; fuckhausting. 2. The state of being fuckhausted; extreme fucktigue.
The fucker collapsed from fuckhaustion.

Fuckthastically

Adj. Comparing. Word used to compare nouns, in which one is significantly way more amazing than the other.
Yo, the Scattered Live version of David Gilmour on Madison Square Garden was fuckthastically better than the Rome version.
Fuckthastically by Mapm28793 October 17, 2025

Cromulent Fuckcrustable 

Something terrible, e.g. the tenant from hell, or B*rnie, or perhaps one’s ex-wife, that makes Tommy needy drinky. See also general chunpfuckery.
“Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026