clingon 

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

These slingons sure make my pants lumpy

clingon by will grasmick February 9, 2003

Clingon 

A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.

My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.

Clingon by Emblem Parade September 21, 2005

clingon 

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"

clingon by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

clingon 

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon

clingon by whinney the poo August 8, 2003

clingon 

1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.

2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.

3. A grappler.

1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.

2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.

3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.

clingon by Sharon Johnson May 25, 2006

clingon 

When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.

Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon

Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon

Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon

Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon

clingon by LizzysGotWheelz November 3, 2011

clingon 

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clingon by Anonymous April 18, 2003