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:a fully erect penis that is slightly arched and oscillating up and down.
"Check out my bowflex Misty. This power rod has perfect form. Wrap your lips around it and avago."
Bowflex by DJ Newman October 7, 2003
A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.
Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!
Bowflex by xzybit December 14, 2005
The most expensive coat hanger you'll ever buy.
Alex: "Dude, you're getting fat - why don't you use the Bowflex your dad bought?"
Eric: "'cause there isn't any room in the closet for our winter coats..."
Bowflex by Mazer86 September 25, 2008
Used as an adjective, this term describes any person, male or female, who is extremely muscular and/or tanned.
Holy shit! That guy's so bowflex, I bet he could lift a house.
bowflex by liebensaft April 2, 2009
What big Martha uses to work out.
Get the fuck off my Bowflex before i fuck you up. If you ever use my Bowflex again ill kill you. Got it Ho!

Bowflex Bill 

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account
a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007