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bowflexing 

Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.
brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing
bowflexing by bowflexmaster May 13, 2010
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Boflexing 

When you wife gets caught cheating.
My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.
Boflexing by Screwed over September 3, 2013

Boofleing 

The Art Of Going Up To A Randomer And Reading Off Of A Card "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?".
Jamie Said To A Random Person "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?" Stranger Replied "Yes." Jamie Just Tried Boofleing And Successfully 'Boofled'
Boofleing by KynanKryptonite August 2, 2008

BRB bowflexin

You will be right back while you bowflex to show off you have a life outside of the internet and look good.
Person A: LOL U R PROLLY SkINNY OLD MAN

Person B: BRB BOWFLEXIN
BRB bowflexin by Monkeybeer June 30, 2008

BoogFlexing 

BoogFlexing is the act of posting “operator shit” on your liberty oriented social medias, to share knowledge, or more commonly recognized as a means to gather clout.
Bro did you see *insert boog page here* post that training vid with the trap music, the static speed reload, with Nodz and a flannel on under a hawaiian PC? What a heap of BoogFlexing
BoogFlexing by Patriots_Manifest September 16, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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