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cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.
While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.
cabbage fart by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

cabbage fart

After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.
cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.
cabbage fart by pseudonym10 August 13, 2008

rotting cabbage farts 

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.
I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026