Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.
"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
by Kemmy G August 10, 2008
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