Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

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poormans bigmac

The cheap version of Big Mac from McDonald's. You basically order a Mcdouble ($1) and add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. The shredded letuce should be an additional 20 cents for some dumb ass reason but basically you have yourself a big mac, without the middle bun. Only sexy people usually order this item.

Jon: Dude, I'm starving!
Daniel: Me too!
Anthony: Hey lets go to McDonald and get some poormans bigmacs.

Sophan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (stupid asain laugh)

poormans bigmac by collegebudgetguys March 15, 2010

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Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018