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midnight snacks 

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks
midnight snacks by greenghost110 September 15, 2020

midnight snack smack 

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
midnight snack smack by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.
That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

Midnight snack 

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.
I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.
Midnight snack by it cant be November 24, 2020

Midnight snack 

Used to describe a situation where someone will get out of bed in the middle of the night (despite the title, any time between bedtime and sunrise would be considered 'midnight' in this case) in order to have a quick bite to eat. This could be for any reason; the person may be hungry, or not tired, or just really craving a specific item of food. The snack is usually followed with the person immediately returning to bed.
Bill: You ok man?
Dave: Yeah, just couldn't get to sleep last night. I was really hungry for some reason.
Bill: What did you do?
Dave: Went downstairs, had a midnight snack and went back to bed. Felt better and got to sleep.

midnight snack 

When a person decides to eat way too much food at an unsightly hour of the night.
George: *goes into the kitchen and sees Dan* Why the hell are you eating a salad, a steak, and ice cream at three in the morning?
Dan: It's just a midnight snack...
George: Whatever you say, fat ass.
midnight snack by Boogiebop July 6, 2008