Unicorns

The best mythical creature of all time and I’m not going to change my mind and if you don’t think so than stop being salty

Unicorns are the best

Unicorns by I_love_baby_yoda February 14, 2021

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

unicorns by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008

unicorns

a fluffy animal that is believed to be mythical, and is usually known to be rainbow, sparkly, fluffy, pink, etc.

unicorns are the best thing in the world!

unicorns by santicorncob May 6, 2018

Unicorns

A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.

Guy 1: I found a tribe of Unicorns!
Guy 2: Now we can overthrow the evil anarchy of the government!

Unicorns by TheUnicornRider December 15, 2012

unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME

"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."

unicorns by ploopster March 13, 2005

unicorns

mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.

my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!

unicorns by hotasset January 17, 2008

unicorns

another, new ghetto way, of saying black people

There are many unicorns in the NBA

unicorns by Aijohn33secenty January 23, 2010