SIMPL 

It is social media shorthand for -Shitting in My Pants Laughing-

Used for when LOL and LMAO are just not enough to express how hilarious Someones fucking post, statement or picture actually was.

someone posts "Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil was the first to walk on the moon and Michael likes to fuck little boys"
You reply "SIMPL"

SIMPL by Cur See OHHH September 9, 2016

simpl 

When something is ridiculously simple, or a no-brainer.

Dude, that was rad! So simpl!

simpl by smart_uncle July 24, 2015

simpl 

acroynm for shitting in my pants laughing...when LOL and LMAO just can't capture the hilarity of the moment!

Dude, that is freaking hilarious!! OMG!! SIMPL!!

simpl by compfixr July 1, 2008

Simp Magnet 

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord 

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Simp Fishing 

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

Simplynailogical 

Her name is Cristine not Christine or Kristien or Kristine it is CRISTINE

She has a boyfriend named Ben and sister named jen
An amazing Canadian youtuber who curses ALOT and loves holo
She has two cats named zyler and menchie
she also has a wall of nail polish. She is living the life 🙄☺️💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

Omg simplynailogical is my favorite youtuber EVER

Simplynailogical by Holo its me November 28, 2016