rooted 

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"

rooted by Arthur Stagg November 1, 2005

Rooted 

To be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.

Bro, I am rooted to this chair and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

Rooted by 66Shadow September 20, 2011

rooted 

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

rooted by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

rooted 

Nackerd, fucked, tired,

1. I got rooted, analy
2. I'm rooted (I'm fucked)
3. I rooted that bitch.

rooted by Winston Wan March 4, 2003

rooted 

To engage in sexual intercourse.

So what happened with you and that chick you picked up?
We rooted.

rooted by Decha Project November 5, 2003

Rooted 

Being planted in place litteraly or figuratively.

I am rooted in place.

Rooted by HI_HI February 4, 2019

rooted 

1. Broken or fucked.
2. Tired.

Oh, thats rooted!
Im rooted.

rooted by louis October 16, 2001