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Rumstumper 

A transradial amputee who consumes copious amounts of rum, and then inserts their stump into the vagina or anus of another individual.
Me: Hey Brad, I heard you took that chick Tassie from tinder out on a date. How did it go?

Brad: Oh, you know, we watched a movie, had some rum, and then I gave her a good old stumping.

Me: Oh Brad, you little rumstumper.
Rumstumper by Happy Flaps June 24, 2017
Related Words

rumpjumper 

An enthusiastically homosexual male.
Ooh, Chrithtopher, you rumpjumper you!
rumpjumper by sbo August 17, 2011

rumphumper 

Someone who likes to plow guys in the ass.
Graham was accused of being a rumphumper when he was caught ass plowing his boss Tad.
rumphumper by Nikolai88 January 16, 2008

Rump-thumper 

Rump-thumper by Matt October 27, 2003

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026