Ron-Johnson

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)

"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."

by A. Duncan June 13, 2008

Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 05, 2020

Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

The Ron Johnson Situation

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

by Balley McSackerson September 04, 2003

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

From the movie 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'. A skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to 'the point' in his '78 T-Bird.

"I've known him since high school, and he's still banging 16 year-olds that come into the Radio Shack. He's totally Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 06, 2009