Blistered 

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

Blistered by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

Blistered 

the term "blistered" is used to describe a state of uber inebriation, often due to inhilation of marijuana smoke.

Dude, I was so blistered at that party last night, I couldn't feel my nipples.

Blistered by Jimmy Ruuu June 2, 2008

blistered 

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

That joint blistered me.

It was only a pinner but that fucker blistered me.

blistered by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Blistered pig 

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

Blistered pig by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

blistered chicken 

Completely wasted person with liquid courage confidence.

He got wasted. That blistered chicken became a drinking legend. 🐔

blistered chicken by Blistered Chic April 16, 2023