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IGCSE Mock Examinations 

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

Explanimation 

The practice of using excessive hand or arm gestures and facial expressions when explaining something to someone
Tom was very excited about the school trip to the zoo, so, when he saw Jessi he gave her a full explanimation of the day's activities
Explanimation by GeeTwo February 26, 2010

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.
Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!
rectal examination by Nick D April 3, 2003

examination 

hell designed by teachers/lecturers et cetera to put students in their place
e.g Prof. Allen just got back at me for skiving his lectures...i just finished his examination,,,FML
examination by ugoonuoha February 22, 2011

enimation 

The process of ripping a "new one" but not quite as severe.
He wasn't so mad at me that he ripped me a new @$$hole but I did receive a severe enimation.
enimation by Bethany February 20, 2004

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.