cowned 

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

cowned 

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

cowned by The Fucking Police December 15, 2007

clwned 

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

clwned by nakalaka March 6, 2011

coweed 

When you share a blunt with someone who has covid, and now you catch it too.

Jack: Hey man. Pass the joint

Jon: Make sure you smoke it through mask, or you’ll catch coweed

coweed by Coweed19 November 20, 2020

Clowned on 

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

Clowned on by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022