nannagram 

Words that only old people know the meaning to now

Yo, that old bitch called you an 'ignoramus'! Is that a nannagram for anal sex with old people?

nannagram by smokin joe fission May 14, 2008

NanaDrama 

synthetic angst created and distributed by bored grandmothers (aka Nana) who need to see their children and/or grandchildren at odds, competing, arguing, etc. The drama is constructed to provide temporary distraction for Nana, and ultimately to allow her to resolve any resulting conflicts with a flourish of self-esteem building 'peace-making' gestures.

A. Guess what - Nana fomented a scrap between the kids to allow her to sweep in with cupcakes in a few days just to 'solve' everything!

B. Pretty standard NanaDrama. Ignore it to rob it of oxygen otherwise the flames will build into a family fight.

NanaDrama by Grinding November 12, 2010

nannygrannymatron 

A person who has a soft spot for older women.

Bill is such a nannygrannymatron

nannygrannymatron by D1n0nlyT8 May 10, 2017

Nathagram 

nay-thah-gram -noun
A Nathan who appears seemingly from nowhere (often on a schoolnight) with a bag of beers and proceeds to skin up and chat till the early hours before passing out on one's sofa.

Sorry I'm 5 hours late for work and still in a state of confusion. I had a Nathagram last night.

Nathagram by Bernard Loungecarpet April 29, 2010

Nanogram

A small, malleable, visualization preview widget enabling the prospective modeling of data-dense, multi-axial, or multi-series charting elements, most frequently deployed in the realm of data analytics or business intelligence as a dashboard configuration tool.

"You can jack with Excel charting all night, or I can hook you up with our new Nanogram and we'll be out of here in an hour."

Nanogram by Peter Guillam December 16, 2008

nannagement 

Combination of nanny and management. Management of people who require nannies rather than managers.

Some staff members can't think for themselves - they require constant nannagement.

nannagement by xsv_orx February 18, 2012

ninjagram 

Someone with an Instagram account who posts no photos. Rather, they have the account so they can follow others, and stealthily stalk their posts, without contributing any of their own.

"I didn't know Steve had Instagram?"

"Yeah, but its totally a ninjagram account. He follows 100 or so people, but hasn't made a single post himself."

ninjagram by whatevertrevortrevor January 21, 2014